Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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