this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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