Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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