That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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