i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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