my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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