Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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