And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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