Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
