Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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