just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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