Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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