Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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