i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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