dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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