So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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