this boner is exhausting
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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