i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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