It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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