You don't have asthma, your pregnant
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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