Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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