also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
ok first of all what the fuck
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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