She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
