Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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