I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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