I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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