Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
What drink are we having for lunch?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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