I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I love having hate sex.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
