would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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