these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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