You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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