Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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