I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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