Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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