she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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