Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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