If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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