How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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