Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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