It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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