I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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