Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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