who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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