can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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