It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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