yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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