paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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