I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
