Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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