I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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