This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I love how my cats smell like pot.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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