we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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