it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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